Girls' Guide to Fantasy Football!!!

League Home Sauce – How it all began…
In the late nineties during the height of her Sunday night Barney’s Beanery karaoke residency, Jordan would all too often find herself on her couch the next morning with a half eaten bowl of mac n cheese by her side and ESPN Sportscenter blaring in the background. Unable to share in this phenomenon with her girlfriends she schemed to find a way to enable them to relate.

Behold the genesis of League Home Sauce!
In 2006 she started an all girls fantasy football league knowing all too well her friends would channel their inner overachievers and quickly get into the sport. This was a success. They all took the idea and ran with it, and now have so much fun every football season. They’re hoping you will too.

The first draft board!

Barrelito Stouffer checks out the draft results

League Home Sauce Draft 2007

In October 2006, League Home Sauce hit Vegas (and the Vegoose festival). Their group costume was of course, a fantasy football team. Each girl dressed as a football player and wore custom jerseys. The name and number on each jersey was a different male fantasy.
Halloween 2006 – Fantasy Football Team
#3 Threesome, #18 Barely Legal, #7 Bed of Cash, #00 Twins, #69 In a Limo, #99 Ride Me High, #88 Striptease, #0 Virgin

Sarah, Jordan, and TeNeil as fantasy football girls

OFFICIAL LEAGUE COCKTAILS!
2006 – Zing Zang Bloody Mary (doesn’t need much doctoring but a litle pickle juice, olive juice, muddled jalepeno, and/or celery salt never hurt).

2006 League Home Sauce Cocktail - The Zing Zang Bloody Mary!

2007 – John Daly (This is an Arnold Palmer + Vodka). Our favorite version is equal parts Vodka, Pom Iced Tea, and Odwalla Lemonade.

2007 League Home Sauce Cocktail! The John Daly!

2008 – Beergarita (aka – white trash margarita). I was introduced to this particular libation on a trip to Alaska in 2006. In a blender, put a cup of tequila, half a can of crap beer (nothing with a strong flavor), half a can of frozen limeade, juice of half a lime, and lots of ice (specifically glacier ice if you have it handy).

2008 League Home Sauce Cocktail - The Beergarita!

2009 – Dark and Stormy Though some may say any dark rum will do, I’ll challenge the authenticity unless it is Goslings. My dear friend Lauren used to make these for me as our sunset cocktail at her place out in Montauk, NY. Fill a glass with ice, pour in the Goslings 2/3, and fill the last third with ginger beer (the spicier the better). Mmmmm!

Dark and Stormy

2010 – Larry Spritzer Gerald With the luxury of having Eli of Freshman Kitchen in the house for draft, we were able to enjoy these cocktails he helped me whip up. Fresh strawberries and basil, white wine, and a splash of soda. P.S. My life reallybegan the day I got a muddler.

2010 - Larry Spritzergerald

2011 – The Michelada Que delicioso por la temprana! Mexican beer, tabasco, soy, tomato, Worcestshire, salt, and pepper. Beer, bloody, and breakfast drinkers all happy!

Michelada - 2011

League Home Sauce
2010 Final Standings:
Fiery Foxes – Wendy Mantell and Bryna Stiefel
Trash Truckers – Lauren Howard
Funky Hookers – Liz Ko and Gayle Pacifici
Eastsidaz – Jaime Herman
Femmes Fatales – Jackie Knoll and Tonya Ivey
Sticky Rice – Dava Krause
Rock Explosion – Cathy Brough
Shiso Spicy – Jordan Zucker
Howard’s Heros – Sarah Lowery
Whale Vaginas – Lizelette Kinnear and Amy Stouffer

2009 Final Standings:
Hollywood Mermaids – TeNeil Moore
Hooker All Stars – Liz Ko
Eastsidaz – Jaime Herman
Pita’s Posse – Lauren Howard
Whale’s Vagina – Javelo sisters and Amy Stouffer
Pocket Rulers – Jordan Zucker
Fiery Foxes – Bryna Stiefel and Wendy Mantell
Funky Flavors – Gayle Pacifici
Femmes Fatales – Jackie Knoll and Tonya Ivey
Rock Explosion – Cathy Brough
Cleveland Steamers – Sarah Lowery

2008 Final Standings:
Eastsidaz – Jaime Herman
Hollywood Mermaids – TeNeil Moore
Pocket Rulers – Jordan Zucker
Whale’s Vagina – Javelo sisters and Amy Stouffer
Femmes Fatales – Jackie Knoll and Tonya Ivey
Misstesteverde – Bryna Stiefel and Wendy Mantell
Pita’s Posse – Lauren Howard
ORLY YARLY – Sarah Lowery
Funky Flavors – Gayle Pacifici
Rock Explosion – Cathy Brough
Hooker All Stars – Liz Ko
Sticky Rice – Dava Krause

2007 Final Standings:
ORLY YARLY – Sarah Lowery
Team Kaya – TeNeil Moore
Rackstar Molasses – Jordan Zucker
Missestesteverdes – Bryna Stiefel
Femmes Fatales – Jackie Knoll and Tonya Ivey
Pita’s Posse – Lauren Howard
Eastsidaz – Jaime Herman
Rock Explosion – Cathy Brough
SD Whale V’s – Javelo sisters and Amy Stouffer
Sticky Rice – Dava Krause
Team Pacifici – Gayle Pacifici
Hooker All Stars – Liz Ko

Past Participants: Tiffany Taylor, Cristie Ayers, Nicole Levine, Emily Hutson