Week 12 Wrap Up

30 11 2010

New Meadowlands Stadium? Check. Though the weather gets more credit for the amazing day at the game. Sitting in the sun and not freezing my ass off in November? Yes, please! Let’s concentrate on that so I’m distracted from being sore about no more Gore.
Here’s how thankful I can be this week:

Shiso Spicy vs. Femmes Fatales: 71.55 – 71.35
A win is a win. Even without any superstars. Nobody has clinched a playoff berth in this league. Fierce competition, Ladies!

Smack and Cheese vs. 1st Down Syndrome: 132.49 – 97.89
High score and a playoff clincher! And that’s with TWO zeros! (Bironas and V. Jackson – I was scrambling for WRs with Nicks and Marshall out.) Hillis, Goodson, and Vick to the rescue. Is there a new Peyton in town?!?!

Pajama Drama vs. Blue Candy: 100.06 – 103.53
So close to taking down the queen! If I had played anyone but Dez Bryant at flex I would have succeeded!! Good game, Andee, you play hard!
I’m sure the Sunday game was giving you anxiety! I was pretty calm, but mostly because I was having a good chuckle over my mother referring to Norv Turner as “the guy with the wrinkly neck.”

Fat Sweaters vs. Belligerent Marys: 123.10 – 81.15
Oh snap, I got high score and I wasn’t even trying. Well, I was trying, but I didn’t need to be… A+ for Brady and Freddy. Dan Carpenter making up for last week sure didn’t hurt me either.

Golf Fart & Urinals vs. Muppets Go Medieval: 88.60 – 121.38
I did lose to high score, and I am still in the hunt for the playoffs, but I will miss my Frankie Gore and I have to win next week without him… My last minute decision to NOT put all my eggs in a Patriots basket by playing Branch AND Welker proved faulty. If I had stuck with my mid week instinct, AND played Ivory or Knox at flex over Moss (Santana, Mama avoids the problem child…) and Boss over Gresham at TE, I would have hammered it down this week…

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos vs. Guy Incognito: 102.60 – 97.20
Well, I gotta hand it to these guys, they do have heart. Out of the playoffs but still pulling wins. Two touchdowns from the Pat’s law firm, and finally playing the right receivers (Branch, Royal, and Crabtree) made it possible.

Hope everyone had a great holiday!
Touch back with you next week!
ox
-JZ





Monday Night Matchup Menus: San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals

29 11 2010

Here’s our menu for the week. Stay tuned for the video with special guest, Dava Krause!

Roasted String Beanie Wells

Beanie Wells - RB ARI

Frank Gorgonzola and Squash (Frank Gourd) Polenta

Frank Gore - RB SF

Mike SingleTeriyaki Salmon

Mike Singletary - HC SF

Larry Gin Fizzgerald

Larry Fitzgerald - WR ARI

Roasted String Beanie Wells

Ingredients:
1 lb. beans
1 clove garlic
2 T tarragon
1 T shallots
1 T lemon, juice and zest
2 T chili infused olive oil
salt
pepper

Procedure:
Preheat your oven to 425. That’s 5 past 420! Which is about how old we’ll all be by the time Beanie’s knee heals.
Wash beans, snap off ends. It’s not hard, it’s just tedious, but it’ll give you something to do while you’re waiting for Beanie’s knee to heal. See where I’m going with this? OK, no more nagging injury references.
Mix in a bowl with other ingredients except the tarragon. TOSS!
Line in single layer on a foil lined baking sheet.
Roast for 8 – 10 minutes.
Remove from oven and sprinkle the tarragon on top. TOSS!

Frank Gorgonzola and Squash Polenta

Ingredients:
3 c broth
1 c yellow cornmeal
½ stick butter (4 T)
½ c milk
4 oz Gorgonzola, crumbled
1 butternut squash – roasted in small cubed pieces
salt
pepper

Procedure:
Bring broth to boil. Add cornmeal and stir well. Lower heat to med low and simmer and stir for 20 min. Turn off heat. Stir in the rest of the ingredients.
I like it in a porridge consistency. If you want it thicker, use less milk.

Mike SingleTeriyaki Salmon

Ingredients:
2 ½ lb salmon fillets cut into 6 pieces
1 c mirin
2 c soy sauce
1 c pineapple juice
6 T brown sugar
2 T ginger
½ c vinegar
2 T garlic
1 t red pepper flakes
2 T sesame oil

Procedure:
Whisk together the mirin, soy sauce, pineapple juice, brown sugar, ginger, vinegar, garlic, red pepper flakes, and sesame oil in a bowl to make the sauce.
Place the fillets in a plastic ziplock bag.
Add half of the sauce to bag to marinate overnight. Reserve the other half.
When you’re ready to cook the salmon, add some of the reserved salmon to a sauté pan (enough so fillets will be half way submerged), and put heat on med high.
When sauce is bubbly, add 2 fillets at a time and cook for 3 minutes. Flip fillets and cook another 3 minutes on the other side.
Repeat with two more fillets at a time, adding more sauce to the pan when it’s getting low.
I don’t like my salmon overcooked. I’d rather have it undercooked than overcooked. I think that’s with most meat and fish but especially salmon. You don’t want it raw but just slightly cooked through so it’s a dark orange/pink inside.

Larry Gin Fizzgerald

Ingredients:
2 oz gin (I use Hendrick’s)
½ lemon, juiced
seltzer
1 egg white
2 T rosemary syrup (1 c water, ½ c sugar, 4 sprigs rosemary – boil. Simmer for 2 min. strain. Cool.)

Procedure:
Add all contents to shaker with ice except for the soda water. Shake Shake Shake. Pour into a glass and top with a splash of soda.
Often this drink is called the sloe gin fizz, but since we’re naming it after Larry it didn’t seem fitting.
People get weirded out by many things. Raw egg is one of them, but I just feel like the alcohol and citrus will kill any traces of salmonella, so I think it’s fine. A wise bartender at Hog and Rocks in San Francisco taught me that. It had taken me over 9 hours to get up there this summer because the 5 was closed due to the fires, so I didn’t have down time to change; I had to go straight to the restaurant and was in major need of a drink. And a bartending lesson apparently.

There you have it!
Hope you enjoyed this week’s match up menus.

Now Man Up! And Chow Down!





Week 11 Wrap Up

23 11 2010

When you play in multiple leagues like I do, you often find yourself losing because many of your opponents have the same big game players. This week I played against MJD, Dwayne Bowe, and Santonio Holmes over and over again.
Let’s see if my guys could outscore their numbers…

Shiso Spicy vs. Fiery Foxes: 88.25 – 145.55
Yes they had high score. Yes, they’re in first place. Go Foxes. Even Brees finally producing couldn’t save me. This pretty much puts me out of playoff contention here.

Smack and Cheese vs. Mimi’s Team:85.26 – 122.86
Well well well, looks like Lauren’s team doesn’t suck after all! I’m still in third place, though. Still hopeful.

Pajama Drama vs. Blonde Indians: 94.02 – 92.30
Malena gave me a run for my money, but my Wallace and Colston beat out her Santonio and T. Jones in the end. I’m clawing my way to the top here. I’m 3rd in points with a 5-6 record. The playoffs are within reach!

Fat Sweaters vs. Don’t Break My Heart: 127.75 – 105.40
Who needs a kicker? Not mama nor the Dolphins, this week.
First place in the pro league and first to clinch a playoff spot. It’s good to be queen. Now go fix me a cocktail and present me with a long line of handsome suitors and maybe I’ll let you snuggle with me during halftime and play with my hair.

Golf Fart & Urinals vs. Cromartie’s Condoms: 118.14 – 83.94
I’m back on top of my division. Right where I want to be. My Freddy Jackson canceled out MJD and the rest of my team hammered down the win.

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos vs. The Emperor of Springfield: 90.70 – 143.40
My poor boys just can’t catch a break. But I love them just the same. Well, maybe separately, but not together?

Happy Thanks g. everyone! I’m off to NYC for a ridiculous amount of dinner parties, a few concerts (duh), and my first trip to New Meadowlands. My flashlight’s all packed.

Touch back with you next week.
oxo
-JZ





Monday Night Matchup Menus: Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers

18 11 2010

OK, I’m somewhat tempted to hop in Oscar (please, everyone should name the car) and head down to SD for the game on Monday, simply because they’re not hosting the Raiders. We’ll see. In the meantime, here’s what we’re cooking up:

Coconut Almond Antonio Dates Darren SpRolls

Darren Sproles - RB SD

Antonio Gates - TE SD

Chopped Chicken Phillip Livers Pate

Phillip Rivers - QB SD

Laurence Macaroni and Cheese

Laurence Maroney - RB DEN

CaraMalcolm Floyd Popcorn

Malcolm Floyd - WR SD

Eddie Kir Royale

Eddie Royal - WR DEN

Coconut Almond Antonio Dates Darren Rolls

Ingredients:
2 c pitted dates (8 oz) – check the pitted ones, the bag I got still had a few lingering in there and jammed up the Cuisinart. No bueno.
1 c shredded coconut
½ c almonds
1 T orange zest (1 orange)
1 t water

Procedure:
Throw all of the ingredients in a food processor and pulse until well combined and slightly clumpy.
Scoop out a heaping teaspoon at a time and shape it into a log.
You can refrigerate them first or just serve room temp. Happy vegan football fans!

Chopped Chicken Phillip Livers Pate

Ingredients:
¼ c olive oil
1 lbs. livers
2 c mushrooms, (I used cremini)
2 T garlic, minced
4 T scallions
3 T bourbon
2 T Shallots
4 T parsley
2 lemons, juiced
6 strips bacon, crumbled
salt
pepper

Procedure:
Clean the livers. There may be a proper way to do this but I just removed the connective tissue with my hands and got messy. Since it was all being thrown in the blender later, I didn’t worry about keeping the shape of the livers intact. SWOOPS* the livers. Cook the bacon well-done and crispy so it easily crumbles and set bacon aside. Add the livers and mushrooms to the pan with the bacon grease and cook on medium high heat for a few minutes. Add the garlic and shallots and stir. Cook another few minutes. Add the bourbon and deglaze the pan.

Once everything is just cooked through, transfer the pan contents to a food processor and add the parsley, scallions, lemon juice, bacon crumbles, salt and pepper, and blend until smooth. Works well with crackers or on top of crostini (toasted sliced SWOOPS baguette.)
*SWOOPS = Season With Olive Oil Pepper and Salt

Laurence Macaroni and Cheese

Ingredients:
1 16 oz box macaroni, any shape you roll with
4 T butter
4 T flour
4 c milk
2 c cheddar
1 cup jack
1 cup parmesan
1 cup goat
1 cup velveeta
4 jalapenos, chopped
1 onion, chopped
2 T garlic, minced
6 strips bacon, crumbled
4 T olive oil
¼ c panko

Procedure:
Preheat the oven to 350. Cook the bacon in a skillet on medium high head until well-done. Drain on paper towel, crumble, and set aside. Saute the onion in some olive oil on med high heat for 2 min. Add the jalapenos and cook another 2 min. Add the garlic and cook another 2 min. Remove from heat and add the bacon. Set aside. In a large pot, cook the pasta in boiling water until al dente. Drain and set aside, (I usually add olive oil so it doesn’t get sticky.) In a large sauce pan melt the butter over medium heat. Add the flour and stir to make a roux. Add the milk gradually and stir until thick and smooth. Stir in the cheeses one by one until melted into the sauce. Add the onions, garlic, jalapenos, and bacon. Stir. Season with salt and pepper. Pour cheese sauce over pasta and mix well. Transfer everything into a baking dish. Top with melted butter or olive oil mixed with panko and some extra cheese if you desire. Spread the crust on top of the dish and bake for about 20 min. Turn broiler on for the last 3-5 minutes to crisp the top. But don’t burn it. Smack and Cheese!

CaraMalcom Floyd Popcorn

Ingredients:
1 c butter
2 c brown sugar
½ c corn syrup
1 t salt
½ t baking soda
1 t vanilla
1 c peanuts
½ t cinnamon
1 T ginger root, minced (my secret ingredient)
¾ c popcorn kernels

Procedure:
Preheat oven to 250. Pop the popcorn on the stove. Heat some oil in a big pot on high. Throw a kernel in there. When it starts to bubble, add all of the kernels and cover the pot, shaking it around occasionally to evenly distribute the heat. You will hear the popping. When the noise dies down, remove the pot from the heat and set aside in a bowl. In a medium pot, melt the butter, brown sugar, and corn syrup over medium high heat. Stir and cook for a few minutes. Add the salt and ginger and stir well. Remove from the heat. Add the baking soda, vanilla, and cinnamon. Stir well to combine. Add the peanuts and stir to combine. Pour the mixture over bowl of popcorn and transfer to a baking sheet (don’t line with foil), in an even layer. Put the sheet in the oven and cook for an hour. Every 15 minutes, remove the sheet and quickly transfer the caramel popcorn to the bowl and then back to the sheet and return to the oven. This will make sure all of the popcorn is evenly coated. (So you do this four times.)

Eddie Kir Royale

Ingredients:
Champagne of choice (At my 32nd bday champagne tasting, the final rankings were: 1) Krug, 2) Cristal, 3) Veuve La Grande Dame, 4) Dom Perignon, 5) Taittinger)
Splash of crème de cassis (a little goes a long way here)

Procedure:
Pour a few drops of the cassis in a champagne flute. Sometimes I toss in whatever berries I have lying around. Top with the bubbly. For added bubbles, sip in a hot tub.

Now Man Up! And Chow Down!!





GG2FF mentioned in the Barnard Bulletin

17 11 2010

Lindsay Garten, a sophomore student at Barnard College, interviewed Jordan for her article on fantasy football. It was published in the magazine today.
Here is a pdf of the article.
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Week 10 Wrap Up

16 11 2010

Wow. This week was BIG! B-I-G!
Some monster games, records set, and I got as many fines for violations this week as if I were headbutting the city. Don’t ask. I can’t leave my house anymore without an insurance premium increase.

Shiso Spicy vs. Eastsidaz: 98.60 – 119
Note to self: Jaime will ALWAYS beat you. Sanchez pulled off a big day for me when I needed him to, but everyone else was mediocre.

Smack and Cheese vs. Hollywood Highness: 115.32 – 96.98
I entered MNF thinking, it’s mathematically possible but in NO WAY am I winning this week. I was down by 20 with Vick left and she had DeSean Jackson. We all know the ending to this story.

Pajama Drama vs. Mighty Mojos: 148.02 – 53.70
High score HOLLA! As I said, “Oh crap, now I owe Tom Brady favors…” He, along with Wallace, Crabtree, Bradshaw, Gore, and Bryant, killed it. Monique did have a monster game from Bowe, but that’s about it.

Fat Sweaters vs. Bad Idea Jeans: 149.10 – 110.30
High score HOLLA HOLLA! Amanda put up the good fight with stellar outings from Matt Ryan, Knowshon Moreno, and Andre Johnson. But Fred Jackson gets most surprising MVP for my team and led us to sweet victory.

Golf Fart & Urinals vs. Farve’s Flip Flops: 112 – 105.56
Thank you Eagles D. I needed them to get me at least 10 points. I’m toasting an Asahi to Mr. Samuel!

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos vs. Apu Du Beamarchais:89.60 – 83.60
Again, I played the wrong receivers. Gresham and Walter both got TDs on my bench. But Schaub finally showed up for work. Not a pretty win, but I’ll take it. God, why does everything have to be so pretty all the time?

For those of you who don’t understand my Simpons league team name….

and here it is backwards (flipped picture) and in Spanish (my preference).

People are starting to clinch playoff spots but the standings are still way undecided.
Keep on working!

Touch back with you next week!





Monday Night Matchup Menus: Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins

14 11 2010

We’re on a liquid diet this week. All cocktails.

LeSean McCOysters Shooter

Oyster Shooter

LeSean McCoy - RB PHI

Brent Cazerak

Sazerac

Brent Celek - TE PHI

Asahi Samuel

Asahi Beer

Asante Samuel - CB PHI

Santana Mosscow Mule

Moscow Mule

Santana Moss - WR WAS

Killer Chris Cool-Aid

Killer Kool-Aid

Chris Cooley - TE WAS

Dom Perignon McNabb

Dom

Donovan McNabb - QB WAS

LeSean McCoyster Shooter

Ingredients:
1 raw oyster, shucked
1 oz chipotle vodka (I use hangar one)
1 squeeze lemon
1 splash tomato juice
1 splash hot sauce
Procedure:
Place oyster in shot glass. Top with vodka, lemon, tomato juice, and hot sauce. Shoot.

Brent Cazerak

Ingredients:
2 oz. rye whiskey
5 dashes bitters (combo of Peychaud’s and Angostura)
1 t simple syrup (sugar + water 1:1)
½ t pastis, absinthe, or herbsaint (I used Pernod because that’s my fave of the bunch.)
Lemon peel
Procedure:
Place all ingredients in a shaker. Pour into a tumbler. Garnish with peel.

Asahi Samuel

Open and drink!

Santana Mosscow Mule

Ingredients:
2 oz vodka
½ oz lime juice
2 oz ginger beer
Procedure:
Fill a copper mug with ice. Pour in the vodka, lime juice, and ginger beer. Stir.

Chris Killer Coolaid

Ingredients:
1 oz vodka
½ oz amaretto
½ oz pear liquor
splash cranberry Juice
splash of creme de cassis
1″ piece of melon
Procedure:
Muddle melon. Add ice. Add vodka, amaretto, pear, and cran. Stir. Sip.

Dom Perignon McNabb

Pop and pour. Tie one on. Know the rules of a tie.

Now, Man Up! And Drink Down!





Week 9 Wrap Up

9 11 2010

This weekend found me in Vegas for one of the Girls Guide Ladies, Amanda’s, bday celebration, which I now affectionately refer to as the Amandalay Bay Bday ExtraVegasa.
I did fare better in this week’s fantasy games than I did at the black jack table, (lost three consecutive hands of 20 to the dealer’s 21, REALLY?!?!) but I’m still waiting for my week of across the board wins.

Shiso Spicy vs. Rock Explosion: 97.4 – 118.65
Note to self. Cathy will always beat me. Even with decent weeks from Brees, Bradshaw, and Nicks.

Smack and Cheese vs. Frothy Ten Spots: 153.26 – 92.88
Rocked it with high score in this league. Vick, Nicks, AP, Hillis, and even Brandon Jackson all showed up for work big time.

Pajama Drama vs. FYF: 119.21 – 95.34
Solid outings around the board including my new TE Tamme. If I had played Dez Bryant at flex I would I have beaten Blue Candy for high score. Blue Candy is undefeated, has clinched a playoff spot, and is number one in points. I’ve created a monster.

Fat Sweaters vs. Percy No Evil: 114.15 – 107.40
And with that, I’ve taken first place in the pro league. MVP shared by Packers D and Mike Wallace. My D was my high scorer, but I was losing coming into MNF and Wallace stepped up to be the hero.

Golf Fart & Urinals vs. Polish Power: 58.36 – 139.46
I don’t even want to talk about this league. My team is in shambles. SHAMBLES I SAY! And I had started the season off so well…

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos vs. Super Nintento Chalmers: 56.80 – 151.00
No, it wasn’t high score vs. low score, someone did worse than me. Ha! But it turns out my Dez Bryant – BenJarvis Green Ellis trade came to bite me in the ass. Hopefully I’ll get Portis and Thomas back soon.

We’re halfway through the regular season, but everything can change.

Touch back with you next week!
oxoxo
- JZ





Monday Night Matchup Menus: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals

3 11 2010

You’ve all heard about my Ben RoethlisBURGERS. We’re not doing that this week.

Salad: Romaine Gresham Salad with Tomatillo TerRelish Owens

Jermaine Gresham - TE CIN

Terrell Owens - WR CIN

Side: Hearts of Carson Palmer Slaw

Carson Palmer - QB CIN

Main: RaCharred Mendenhalibut

Rashard Mendenhall - RB PIT

Cocktail: Troy Cosmopolamalutan

Troy Polamalu - S PIT

Romaine Gresham Salad with Tomatillo TerRelish Owens

Ingredients:
1 lb tomatillos, husks removed and halved
1 small red onion, cut in 1″ chunks
3 garlic cloves
1 jalapeno, chopped
¼ c olive oil
½ c flat leaf parsley
1 lime, juiced and zested
celery seed
salt
pepper
2 hearts of romaine

Procedure:
Roast tomatillos, onions, and garlic at 425 for 20 min.

Transfer to food processor and add rest of ingredients.
Blend until desired chunkiness.

Cut each romaine heart lengthwise. SWOOPS* the cut side.
Heat grill pan to med high. Spray with non stick. Grill 1-2 min until charred.

Remove from heat and spoon relish on top.
MMMM!
*SWOOPS = Season With Olive Oil Pepper and Salt

Hearts of Carson Palmer Slaw

Ingredients:
½ green cabbage, shredded
½ purple cabbage, shredded
½ pineapple, julienne
2 mangoes, julienne
6 stalks hearts of palm, julienne
1 bunch scallions, chopped
2 limes, juiced
salt
pepper

Procedure:
You’re welcome to cut the fruit in any shape you desire, but since there’s shredded cabbage involved and it’s a slaw, I like to keep everything relatively uniform in long strips. Combine all of the ingredients in a bowl and TOSS, TOSS, TOSS! (Ya, that’s “TWO-US” in my mother’s world.)

RaCharred Mendenhalibut

Ingredients:
4 halibut steaks (about ½ lb each)
olive oil
salt
pepper

Procedure:
SWOOPS Halibut. (Season With Olive Oil Pepper and Salt) Both sides. Grill on med high heat until charred and just cooked through, about 4 minutes per side. Remove from grill and serve on a bed of the slaw and top with the relish.

Troy Cosmopolamalutan

I forgot to photograph mine before I drank it... here's an example of what it should look like.

Ingredients:
2 oz. vodka
½ lime, juiced
½ oz – splash of cranberry juice
½ oz – splash of Curacao
1 slice of an apple
curly piece of citrus peel

Procedure:
Mix the vodka, lime juice, cranberry juice, and Curacao in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Sift drink without the ice into a martini glass. Don’t spill – Martini glasses are the stilettos of barware: Best looking. Least Functional.
Fork the apple slice into the prongs of a PICK and stick it in the drink. If you own Steelers D, this ceremony increases the chances of a Polamalu pick.
Drink through a CURLY straw. Garnish with a citrus CURL.

Now MAN UP! And CHOW DOWN!!





Week 8 Wrap Up

2 11 2010

This week I watched Sunday Night Football with my opponent, Beansie. Thankfully I had company to ensure that I wouldn’t throw myself out of a window when I found out Phish was covering Little Feat’s “Waiting For Columbus” album for Halloween, one of my all-time favorites. I originally was supposed to shoot another episode of Monday Night Match Up Menus on Saturday and hence sacrificed the trip to Atlantic City. I figured they’d play a Zeppelin album and I’d be bummed to miss it, but deal. The shoot didn’t happen for me, nor did the show. But Beansie and I streamed it through my sound system and boogied in my living room while rooting on the Steelers and Saints. I made it through.

Monday I was in a home tech void. My internet was down, ESPN was coming in as digital snow, my cell service was its usual non-existent self, and my printer was out of ink. (That part had no bearing on my mood, but it made the list.) I left the house and went to The Hudson where every TV had Game 5 of the World Series on. But I got a section of the room to agree to some MNF. I met up with a friend and we watched the game and then went to see League Home Saucer, Dava Krause’s, stand-up routine at The Hotel Cafe.

One dude, I think the fifth act, Adam Hunter, gets on the stage and goes, “So, did everyone hear Randy Moss got traded again today?!?!”
I barely heard the Favre joke that followed.
“WHAT?!?!?” I shrieked.
Panicked, I frantically started fumbling with my iPhone to find out the story.
Couldn’t get on a network. Shocking.
He was already two jokes in when I couldn’t take it any longer…
“Wait, where did Moss get traded to?!?”
“Oh look, the hot girl is on her iPhone texting and needing to be really important during my act,” he says.
“Look buddy, I have far too big a mouth to be the hot girl, back up your football facts!”
Then he told me to shut up and stop interrupting his act and picked on me for the rest of the set.
We’re best of friends now.

As for the rest of the week… Disaster!
Today’s election day. Hallelujah! Can I vote for a redo on Week 8?

Shiso Spicy vs. Trash Truckers: 75.75 – 79.30
I picked up Sproles to fill my RB void, a good move, but not enough to carry the team. Foster forced fail!

Smack and Cheese vs. Woody’s Johnson: 79.21 – 114.54
Let’s count the times I played against Carpenter and Foster this week.

Pajama Drama vs. The Baked Beansies: 86.46 – 93.50
Rackers couldn’t save me. But Crabtree over Wallace would have.

Fat Sweaters vs. Laree Rocks: 103.10 – 67.80
Yes, I won in the league in which I own Dan Carpenter and didn’t play against him. See how that worked out? I’d also like to show that the so called “scrubs” I picked up to cover byes and injuries, Lance Moore and Mike Hart, did better than my regular characters in other leagues.

Golf Fart & Urinals vs. Sportsmack: 66.12 – 69.72
Manning couldn’t save me. But if he hadn’t thrown a TD to Wayne, he could have…

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoos vs. Plow King Ryan 48.90 – 107.10
What is wrong with me?

Touch back with you next week,
oxoxo
- JZ

P.S. I totally ran into an old Jdate at Hotel Cafe. It wasn’t awkward, but he didn’t seem thrilled to see me….







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