Week 3 GG2FF Wrap Up!

26 09 2008

Sorry for the delay!! I blame apple… and myself. Ok, here it is.

Studs and Duds:

Studs are guys that totally showed up for work, Duds are those that were expected to have monster games, after which you would barely know they were on the field.

Studs:

Marshawn Lynch RB Bills

Marshawn Lynch RB Bills

Brandon Marshall WR Broncos

Brandon Marshall WR Broncos

Duds: Ben Roethlisberger – Pit QB, Braylon Edwards/Derek Anderdson – Cle WR/QB

Best Man-Hug:

When one player does something exciting (e.g. – a great tackle, a first down, etc.), their celebration often includes some kind of man hug… this could involve a helmet grab, a shoulder or butt pat, or an embrace followed by jumping up and down in unison.
Here are this week’s top man hugs:

Chambers gets a Chargers special Lifted version of the Man Hug

Chambers gets a Chargers special Lifted version of the Man Hug

Saints Man Hug

Saints Man Hug

Titans Man Hug

Titans Man Hug

Best Body Jump:

Usually found following a score, the typical ceremony involves players jumping up and flying through the air to smack their bodies against each other five feet off the ground. It’s mighty jubilant and I’d totally start doing it with my friends if I didn’t fear I’d be hospitalized as a result.
My favorite body jumps of the week are:

Atlanta Body Jump

Atlanta Body Jump

Bengals Body Jump

Bengals Body Jump

Best Man-Pile:

Most commonly occurring after a fumble, multiple men in tights will jump on top of each other in a pile in hopes that when the referees peel them off, they’ll find the bottom guy on their team has possession of the ball. This is usually accompanied by the remaining unpiled players jumping up and down and waving and pointing their hands in the direction of their endzone indicating that in fact their team does have the ball. Man piles are also often found when an RB attempts a short yardage run into the endzone for touchdown.
Here are some of the best of the week:

Chargers/Jets Man Pile

Chargers/Jets Man Pile

Ravens/Browns Man Pile

Ravens/Browns Man Pile

Great Football Player Name of the Week:

Quentin Jammer – SD (I cut this down to 1 player a week so I’m not scrambling come the end of the season…)

Have a great week everyone! Touch back with you later!
oxoxo
- jz

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2 responses

28 09 2008
danny

hilarious. btw, shard mendenhall went to none other than Niles West High School in exotic Skokie, IL. Go Indians!

17 10 2008
Kimo

Great job Jordan! Question is: Is Tom Brady still getting some from Giselle now that he’s a gimp?

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