Girls' Guide to Fantasy Football!!!

Before I get to my all guys draft results, I must mention something that personifies the inherent success of launching my league. O RLY? YA RLY! (incidentally, our two-time champ…I know, bitch!) reported to me that she woke up on Sunday morning in a panic and her first thought was, “Shit! I forgot to set my line up!!! Oh wait, that’s next week, phew!” Let’s just say, Mama’s proud.

Later that day I was mulling over who I wanted to target in the boys draft and how I would fare as the only female, and my dear friend (and O RLY?’s man) said to me, “Don’t worry, you have the biggest shlong in both leagues.” Five glasses of wine in on Labor Day afternoon rendered this comment both hysterical and complimentary. I’ll just go with my initial reaction on that one.

So the No Homers draft is on a different site (Real Time Fantasy Sports vs. Yahoo! Sports), and is done online. Personally, I prefer the live offline draft if for no other reason than the camaraderie. I had last pick after keeper round (in which I was able to score Barber) because I was new, and made some iffy second turn picks, but we’ll see how it goes. Here are the draft results and some pictures.
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